2019 new year’s resolutions for the signs 🎉
aries: stop sucking dick and go get a real job
taurus: liquor is not the only beverage. try water.
gemini: if u want to be less hated, maybe stay in one room and one room only this entire year
cancer: tissues exist. so stop fucking crying and get a move on if u want people to respect u more
leo: believe it or not, there is a world outside of your little big headed bubble. explore that shit.
virgo: get a big ass cup of coffee and isolate yourself, no one has time for your “advice”
libra: stop pretending you actually have people’s best interests at heart and embrace your shitty personality
scorpio: start charging real money for your affection, you’ll be rich by april
sagittarius: walmart sells gorilla glue. do everyone a favor and use that shit as chapstick
capricorn: go fucking vegan you animal and sign up for tinder
aquarius: pick up a hobby that doesnt involve leading people on and then abandoning them before they make the next move
pisces: be a little more self centered for once also delete ur snapchat no one cares
(via sulfade)
and i remember back then how tumblr used to be MY LIFE. I would be active everyday, looking for inspiration, writing to my online friends. and I AM BEYOND GRATEFUL to belong in this community. This is honestly where I found my interest in writing and designs. ((partly the reason why I’m taking up media communications in college)
gosh:
“Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ‘97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they’ve faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine. Don’t worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.”— Mary Schmich (via coral)
(via justsomebodylikeme)
